ya know what's kind of funny?
many many people say they dislike fake people..
yet, the ones that bitch and moan about them tend to be the fakest of them all..

myself, i find them amusing..
especially those that can't keep their facts straight..
for reals, why else would i be surrounded by them?..
and indulge in reading about them..

though often, i will extend a handshake, offer a drink..
..inside, i laugh and pity them.. stupid peasants.